I'm not old, I'm retro

Dads with real class know age is just a number, a really cool one! This soft and relaxing fit tee will let everyone know that you are classically trained. Awesome tapered shoulder fit to maximize a dad bod or "father figure". Complete with an easy tear away label to prevent that annoying itchy neck sensation. 

*BONUS* FREE DAD JOKE:
What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays?

Retired.